Natural Logs
An 'organic' person refuses to compute a base-2 logarithm because they only use natural logs.
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Cartoon by Ben Orlin, Math with Bad Drawings. https://cartoons.mathwithbaddrawings.com/2015-01-01-natural-logs/ (CC BY-NC 4.0)Transcript
A: "What's log₂ 16?"
B: "Sorry, I'm organic; I only use natural logs."