Book Promo 4 (Baseball Acronyms)
A list of made-up baseball statistics acronyms, used by a coach in a nonsensical pep talk.
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Cartoon by Ben Orlin, Math with Bad Drawings. https://cartoons.mathwithbaddrawings.com/2018-09-20-book-promo-4/ (CC BY-NC 4.0)Transcript
"ILL — innings lost to lollygagging · ETV — enjoyability on television · CTD — catch, throw, dance · VHW — very high waistbands · NGS — noogies · BFD — best friends on defense"
Coach: "Time to cut the ILLs, boys. Next time your VHW brings down our team's ETV, I'm gonna give you so many NGS you won't know your CTDs from your BFDs."