Continental Drift Savings Time
A humble alternative to daylight saving time: slide the continents around to guarantee exactly 12 hours of daylight. The constant earthquakes are a fair tradeoff.
Transcript
"Continental Drift Savings Time: learn to control plate tectonics and slide around continents in a way that ensures exactly 12 hours of light every day" "All these earthquakes make life impossible!" "Yes, but at least the sun comes up when it's supposed to." "Fair point; worth the tradeoff."
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Cartoon by Ben Orlin, Math with Bad Drawings. https://cartoons.mathwithbaddrawings.com/2021-03-17-continental-drift-savings-time/ (CC BY-NC 4.0)