Punctuality by Symmetry
A boss says 'on time is five minutes late'; an employee applies the symmetric property of equality to conclude that five minutes late is on time.
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Cartoon by Ben Orlin, Math with Bad Drawings. https://cartoons.mathwithbaddrawings.com/2023-01-01-punctuality-by-symmetry/ (CC BY-NC 4.0)Transcript
[1] [A meeting already underway; a latecomer arrives with papers] Boss: "Please be more punctual." Latecomer: "What? I'm on time."
[2] Boss: "To me, 'on time' is five minutes late." Latecomer: "Oh! So, by symmetry, 'five minutes late' is on time."
[3] Latecomer (leaving again): "I'm gonna grab coffee. Anyone want anything?" Boss: "Wait… no… I didn't mean…"


